11/22/2017

Jul. 9, 2001: I don’t know if word has reached the folks at the United Nations

or the Geneva Convention or wherever they talk about these sorts of things, but my wife has declared war on squirrels. Total and unconditional, scorched-earth war. No suing for peace and that kind of stuff. We are talking major conflict here. One of her first acts as Commander in Chief was to appoint me brigadier […]