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December 2, 2019: Remembering The Night They Turned Out The Lights On Christmas Eve

When I see ads about stores being open until midnight and beyond during the Christmas shopping season, I want to cry. Where were these people when I needed them? It was Christmas 1984. I owned my own public relations firm and, thankfully, it was very successful. As much work as I could handle. On Christmas […]

November 25, 2019: Some Reflections on Giving Thanks

Some of you will be reading these words before, some during and several after Thanksgiving Day (like the old British Empire, the sun never sets on this column.) So, we need to set some ground rules:  Let’s remember to express our thanks  on days other than when our mouths are stuffed with turkey parts.  The […]

November 18, 2019: A Conversation with Georgia’s Lieutenant Governor Geoff Duncan

You might be interested to know that there have been only 12 lieutenant governors in Georgia’s history, going back to 1947 when the position was created.   Four went on to become governor.  One became lieutenant governor after having served as governor. Four others tried for the state’s highest office and failed.  Two left politics after […]

November 11, 2019: Some Thoughts on The Retirement of Johnny Isakson

I ran across a piece recently entitled: “Johnny Isakson: Living His Values.”  That, he has done.  As he leaves the U.S. Senate and some 40 years of public service, I doubt we will see his equal anytime soon.  I make no apologies for my admiration for this good man.  He has been my friend for […]

November 4, 2019: Discussing Impeachment With Skeeter Skates and the Ryo Coffee Club

I was surprised when the phone rang this morning.  I expected it to be a friendly robot offering me a credit card I don’t want or a back brace I don’t need.  What to my wondering ears should appear but Skeeter Skates, the proprietor of Skeeter Skates Tree Stump Removal and Plow Repair, located in […]

October 28, 2019: The University Of Georgia is Winning Where It Counts

I bow to no one in my love for and loyalty to the University of Georgia. I bleed red and black. I have served as president of the National Alumni Association, have been named the university’s outstanding graduate and today endow a professorship as well as fellowships at my beloved Grady College of Journalism and […]

October 14, 2019: Can We Ever Stop Ranting and Listen To Each Other?

Sometimes the best advice can come from the strangest places.  Jackie Cushman has a new book out entitled, “Our Broken America: Why Both Sides Need to Stop Ranting and Start Listening.”   Such advice could not come at a better time.  Ranting has become our national pastime and it is hard to listen when we are […]

October 7, 2019: Some Random Thoughts on Some Random Subjects

As if we need more proof that the impeachment cacophony is Inside-the-Beltway blather between Republicans and Democrats, cheered on by wingnuts and navel-gazing pundits, consider how important that issue is to families whose loved ones may have been abused in some of Georgia’s senior care facilities.  The Atlanta Journal-Constitution has done one of the finest […]

September 30, 2019: If You Want To Talk Impeachment, You Had Better Hurry

If you are up to your gullet with all the mud-slinging in Washington, you have come to the right place.  I am right there with you.  I have spent enough time in and around D.C. to know the impeachment controversy involving Donald Trump is partisan political posturing by Democrats and Republicans. This issue isn’t about […]

September 16, 2019: A Stark Reminder that Life is a Precious Gift

We are no strangers to hospitals, my bride and I.  Over the past several years, we have dealt with her broken leg (twice) and my almost having bought the farm or kicked the bucket or some other clever way of saying I nearly died from septic shock. A return visit to the hospital is never […]

September 23, 2019: A Potentially Great Senator Declines the Opportunity

Dear Governor Kemp: I hope all is well with you.  I first want to tell you that you and your team did an excellent job during the recent threat from Hurricane Dorian.  Fortunately, Dorian decided to skip the Georgia coast—including my personal slice of heaven on Saint Simons Island – but there is no question […]

September 9, 2019: Reflecting on The Legacy of Sen. Johnny Isakson

I usually refrain from commenting on the topic de jour in the media. I’m not much of a “me, too” person.  Let everyone else have their say and when the dust has settled, I will have mine.  Otherwise, you risk being lost in the noise. Today is an exception.  That is because my subject is […]

August 25, 2019: To Coach Vince Dooley:  Congratulations on an Honor Overdue and Much  Deserved

Dear Vince: The day has finally arrived.  Next Saturday, the University of Georgia will officially name the field at Sanford Stadium, Dooley Field.  It’s about time.  In fact, it is long overdue. You now join fellow Hall of Fame coaches Bear Bryant, Shug Jordan, Frank Broyles, Johnny Vaught, Bobby Dodd, Gen. Robert Neyland, Eddie Robinson, […]

August 19, 2019: Is Hollywood’s Impact on Georgia’s Economy Just More Make-Believe?

Hollywood is the land of make-believe and nowhere is that make-believe more evident than in the film industries’ alleged impact on Georgia’s economy. That, according to Dr. J.C. Bradbury, professor of Economics at Kennesaw State University. After the General Assembly passed and Gov. Brian Kemp signed into law a measure banning abortions if a fetal […]

August 12, 2019: Be Careful What You Root Out of The Family Tree

When my momma was alive, she was a walking repository of our family’s history, not only hers but my dad’s as well.  She could rattle off the names of great-aunts and not-so-great uncles, cousins, the good, the bad and the ugly.  There was the uncle who was in the Battle of the Marne in World […]

August 5, 2019: An Open Letter to Georgia Public Schoolteachers

Dear Georgia Public Schoolteachers: Unless I have miscalculated, I believe this is early August and you are already back at work.  School in August?   For a guy who never started school until Labor Day, that takes some getting used to. And wasn’t it just last year that a group of resorts, chambers of commerce and […]

July 29, 2019: Some Random Thoughts on Politics and Other Trivialities

I know he is a long-time reader of this space and should he be doing so this week, I want Sen. Johnny Isakson to know he is in our prayers (assuming mine gets past the ceiling.)  The senator is currently rehabbing after a fall at his residence in Washington, breaking four ribs.  In the current […]

July 21, 2019: Gov. Kemp Makes Long Overdue Changes to Board of Regents

Gov. Brian Kemp has made some crackerjack appointments since taking office in January, but none better than naming Atlanta real estate executive Sam Holmes to the Board of Regents, which oversees the University System of Georgia. Holmes comes from good stock.  His dad, businessman Paul Holmes, is one of the most widely-respected and best-liked souls […]

July 14, 2019: General Assembly Plays by a Different Set of Rules

KNOCK! KNOCK! KNOCK! “Folks, may I have your attention, please!  My name is Figby and I have been asked to convene a short meeting of members of the General Assembly this morning.” “Who the dickens are you, squirt?  Where is David Ralston, our beloved speaker?” “As I said, my name is Figby.  I am chief […]

June 30, 2019: Political Wingnuts Having Problems Distinguishing Friends From Enemies

Politics keeps getting weirder by the day.  That must be frustrating to the wingnuts on both extremes of the political spectrum who think a middle ground doesn’t exist. Witness Gov. Brian Kemp.  He pushes through the Heartbeat Bill, banishing abortions after six weeks which thrills conservatives and throws the pro-choice crowd into a frenzy.  Then […]

June 17, 2019: Junior E. Lee Busy Getting Bugs Out of His Upcoming Poll

One of the most important things to know about this column is that it is a part of the Yarbrough Worldwide Media and Pest Control Company headquartered in Greater Garfield, Georgia, under the management of Junior E. Lee, our general manager.  No other column can make that claim. Junior, as you may know by now, […]

June 10, 2019: Father’s Day A Time to Remember a Special Man

I first penned this tribute to my father in 2015.  It has been 35 years since he passed away and not a day goes by that I don’t think of him, especially on Father’s Day.  With a few minor edits, I present it again this year. My dad was a man with a limited education […]

June 3, 2019: Some Unsolicited Advice for Gov. Brian Kemp

Dear Gov. Kemp: I have been wanting to share some thoughts with you about your first 100 days in office but I have been distracted with other matters, like watching House Speaker David Ralston trying to scramble out of a hole he dug for himself.  I am still getting used to calling my Lambda Chi […]

May 27, 2019: Bartow County a Positive Example of School and Community Partnership

This is a story that is so good and so positive it is almost exasperating.  Let me get to the good and positive part first. I will explain the exasperation later. Last year, a group of community volunteers in Bartow County, led by Rev. David Franklin, the head of the Bartow Baptist Association, approached the […]

May 20, 2019: It Is Hard To Be Influential Around Skeeter Skates

When the phone rang, I knew who it was.  It was Skeeter Skates. The phone just sounds different when he calls.  He can be intimidating, even to a telephone. For those of you who may be new to this space, Skeeter Skates is the owner of the eponymous Skeeter Skates Plow Repair and Stump Removal […]

May 13, 2019: Speaker Ralston’s Legal Tactics Could Backfire on Him

Let me get straight to the point:  Georgia Speaker of the House David Ralston is skating on thin political ice.  Ralston holds the second-most powerful position in our state and has for almost two decades.  But those days may be coming to an end.  There is no question that Ralston is a power under the […]

May 6, 2019: Dooley Field At Sanford Stadium Is Pleasing In A Thousand Ways

What a nice way to celebrate my 1000th syndicated newspaper column.  University of Georgia President Dr. Jere Morehead and Athletic Director Greg McGarity have proposed that the field at Sanford Stadium be named for Hall of Fame football coach, Vince Dooley.  It’s about time.  It fact, it is long overdue.  I have known Vince Dooley […]

April 29, 2019: Some Random Thoughts on Some Random Subjects

If anyone wonders why we have so little faith in our government and those within it, consider the obsession with the Mueller Report.  It is about the only thing the Inside-the-Beltway crowd is talking about these days.  Russian collusion.  Impeachment.  Impact on 2022 elections. Meanwhile, farmers in South Georgia continue to await help from the […]

April 22, 2019: Remembering A Good Friend Who Walked into My Life

You never know where you are going to find good friends.  Maybe it is someone you grew up with or met at school or worked with.  Or maybe it was just a guy walking up the street.  Like Tom Horton. In one of life’s ironies, Tom lived on one of end of our block-long street […]

April 15, 2019: This Week a Time to Remember What Easter is All About

Continuing a long-standing Easter Week tradition in this space. I wish I had been there.  In Jerusalem.  With Jesus. I wish I could have witnessed the events of a week that changed the world forever.  I wish I could have accompanied Jesus into the city as he rode astride a donkey and watched the crowds […]

April 8, 2019: For Georgia Public Schoolteachers, Voucher Battle Isn’t Over

Dear Public Schoolteachers: For once, the good guys (that would be you) won.  But, save the high-fives.  This fight is far from over. I am talking about the failed attempt to ram a private school voucher bill through this session of the General Assembly.  It was just the latest attempt by a bunch of Kool-Aid […]

April 1, 2019: Trying to Explain Life’s Challenges to Someone With Icing on Their Face is Not Easy

I sat down recently for a chat with my twin great-granddaughters, Hadley Ann Yarbrough and Harper Grace Yarbrough, on the occasion of their first birthday.  I thought this would be a good time to share some of my life experiences and to gain some perspective on what their generation is thinking about the world in […]

March 25, 2019: College Admissions Scandal Proof That There Are Some Things Money Can’t Buy

In a massive college admission scandal the FBI is calling Operation Varsity Blues, the U.S. Attorney for the District of Massachusetts has released documents revealing that some rich and influential parents have paid huge sums on money – huge to you and me but evidently chicken-feed to them –to get their children into elite schools, allegedly […]

March 18, 2019: Public Education Advocates Battle Latest Private School Voucher Scheme

Dear Georgia Public Schoolteachers: I have some good news and some maybe not-so-good news.  First, the good news:  After years of eye-pokes by the voucher-loving Kool-Aid drinkers in the General Assembly, you seem to have finally found your voice and as a result, one of the most egregious anti-public school voucher bills in recent memory […]

March 11, 2019: Whatever Happens, This Lifelong Methodist Isn’t Going Anywhere

I am going to have to get to this sooner or later, so I will opt for sooner. A special session of the General Conference of the United Methodist Church voted recently in St. Louis to continue its long-standing policy that “the practice of homosexuality is incompatible with Christian teaching.”  The vote was 438 for […]

March 4, 2019: Victims of Child Sex Abuse in Georgia Faces Powerful Foes

Marlan Wilbanks is a man on a mission.  An Atlanta attorney, Wilbanks is the driving force behind the Wilbanks Child Endangerment and Sexual Exploitation Clinic (CEASE) the nation’s first legal clinic dedicated to representing survivors of child sexual abuse.  The clinic is a part of the University of Georgia School of Law and gives second […]

February 25, 2019: A Reminder That Magical Times Are Never Lost

It was a magical time at Saint Simons Island.  Of course, any day spent in the Golden Isles is magical, but none were like this. It was a time when a group of us hung our collective hats at St. Simons.  We played golf together, shopped together, socialized together and, of course, ate shrimp and […]

February 18, 2019: Giving Our New Governor Some Fraternal Advice

 Dear Gov. Kemp: I trust you are settled into your new job and are busy governing our beloved state.  My purpose in writing is to let you know you aren’t in this thing alone.   I am always available to dip into my deep reservoir of political knowledge whenever you need me.   Heck, you don’t even […]

February 11, 2019: The State of The State of This Column Cannot Be Overstated

My fellow Americans (Yea! Clap! Clap! Clap!).  I come today to submit to you my annual State of the Column address.  It is with great pride that I tell you that the state of the state of this column cannot be overstated! (Thunderous roar!) In the past year, I have written more than 39,000 words […]

February 4, 2019: If You Can Change Your Name and Gender, Why Not Your Age?

Now this is a movement I could get behind.  Emile Ratelband, of Arnhem, Holland, recently petitioned the local courts to allow him to become officially 20 years younger.  He told the court that he “suffers” from being 69-years-old and thinks that being 49 would help him with job prospects and getting dates on line.  Bless […]

January 28, 2019: An Opportunity to Repay My Alma Mater And My Mentor

I owe the University of Georgia more than I can ever repay the institution.  In my obituary, if you don’t see my involvement at UGA prominently mentioned in the first couple of paragraphs, call the authorities. They are burying the wrong man. I’ve done everything from driving to Athens from the Atlanta airport after an […]

January 21, 2019: Some Random Thoughts on Some Random Subjects From Rocket Ships to Ray Charles Robinson

I doubt this kind of stuff keeps you awake at night but there was a great hue-and-cry in the state senate when Sen. Renee Untermann (R-Buford) was removed as chair of the prestigious Senate Health and Human Services Committee and assigned to head the Senate Science and Technology Committee which is akin to going from […]

January 14, 2019: After Meeting Bill Gaither This Bucket List is Complete

After Meeting Bill Gaither This Bucket List Is Complete Sometimes in this business, it isn’t so much what you know as it is who you know. A couple of years ago I wrote about trying to nail the final plank in my bucket list by meeting Bill Gaither.  If you have recently transferred in from […]

January 7, 2019: To a New Year, A New Life and an Old Man’s Wisdom

Dear Cameron Charles Yarbrough: As has been my custom this time of year, I was about to impart some of an old man’s wisdom to my one and only great-grandson, but there has been a new development.  Henry Sanford Wansley decided to make an appearance.  (And on New Year’s Day!)  Two great-grandsons.  Too good to […]

December 31, 2018: An Advance Look At What Could Be Major News Stories In 2019

I am not very good at prognostications.  But I am always full of hope.   There are a number of events I would love to see happen in 2019; so much so that I have already written a short release on each should they occur.  That way, I will look very smart and since I will […]

December 24, 2018: Recognizing Those Who Made 2018 A Year To Remember

Well, we can pretty much stick a fork in the Year of our Lord 2018.  By the time you are through roasting chestnuts on an open fire or eating the last of the leftover turkey, 2019 will come knocking on the door.  This has been a very good year in one respect:  I did not […]

December 17, 2018: Sharing A Great-Grandson’s Visit To Lego Heaven

I’m not sure I will ever qualify for the heaven owned and operated by God, but I have been to the Lego store in Rockefeller Center in New York.  That was about as heavenly an experience as this sinner could ever hope for. Cameron Charles Yarbrough, who gives special meaning to the word “great” as […]

December 10, 2018: Gov. Nathan Deal Reflects On The Past As He Looks To The Future

My recent conversation with Gov. Nathan Deal covered a lot of ground.  In last week’s column, we talked about some his accomplishments over the past eight years of which he is most proud, including criminal justice reform that is a model for the nation.  We talked about the HOPE Grant,a scholarship that pays 100 percent of […]

December 3, 2018: Nathan Deal Proof That Nice Guys Can Finish First

I dropped by Gov. Nathan Deal’s office recently for a visit. In little over a month-and-a-half, our 82nd governor will be our newest former governor. My timing could not have been better. The governor seemed happy to see me. (Not the kind of reaction I usually get from many of our public officials.) What was […]

November 26, 2018: President and His Foes Need to Put Away the Hammers

Dear President Trump: You and I both know you won’t see this letter, but that’s okay.  I am going to feel better having written it.  For one thing, it will confuse my friends and confound my enemies, many on both sides of the political spectrum who can’t seem to grasp the concept of middle ground.  […]

November 19, 2018: Being Thankful for a Great Writer’s Inspiration

Any mention of Thanksgiving – which I am about to mention – must first include a caveat that no one ever has or ever will write a Thanksgiving column like Furman Bisher, the late and great sports editor of the Atlanta Journal-Constitution.  He owns that category like Ray Charles Robinson, of Albany, Georgia owns “Georgia […]

November 12, 2018: Autistic Teen Reminds Us That Kindness Is for Everyone

Just when you think there is no place left in this politically toxic, mudslinging, in-your-face world for any goodness, along comes 17-year-old Jordyn Moore, a teenager from Forsyth County, to happily prove us wrong. Jordyn is autistic and struggles with the skills that most of us take from granted, but with the help of supportive […]

November 5, 2018: Nothing Divine About Having to Wait to Talk About Election Results

Because of a finite deadline, I won’t be commenting on the election results in Georgia until next week since some of you will see this before the election and some afterwards. But not to worry.  As I have noted previously, American humorist Will Rogers used to say, “I don’t make jokes. I just watch the […]

October 29, 2018: Bugging Junior E. Lee About the Upcoming Election

As a public service, I want to share with you the latest political data in order to help you decide for whom to vote in next week’s elections.  If you have already voted, hopefully it will confirm the wisdom of your decision or let you bang your head against the wall for being such a […]

October 22, 2018: Hurting for the Victims of Hurricane Michael

Am I my brother’s keeper?  Absolutely.  My sister’s too.  Particularly, if they are my readers. When they hurt, I hurt. I have been blessed to write a weekly column that has been running in newspapers throughout the state of Georgia for the past two decades.  There are readers I have never met face-to-face but who […]

October 15, 2018: Random Thoughts on Random Subjects

There has been a change of plans.  I was going to talk about Georgia’s olive industry this week.  It is one of our state’s best-kept secrets.  According to gourmands in the know, the quality of Georgia’s olive oil rivals that of anywhere in the nation and is even compared favorably with overseas producers. But now […]

October 8, 2018: National Newspaper Week Reminds Us That Journalism Matters

In case you haven’t noticed, this is National Newspaper Week.  The theme this year is “Journalism Matters.”  Yes, it does.  I wouldn’t be doing this if I thought otherwise. You will read a lot of things in this paper but not “fake news.”  You can’t get away with that kind of stuff locally.  You will […]

October 1, 2018: Georgia’s National Guard Members Are True Heroes

You want to talk about heroes?  They are not a bunch of irrelevant overpaid knee jerk professional athletes who don’t like their country and do little to improve it, just criticize it.  Twenty years from now, they will likely be jelly-brained from banging into each other and drooling their oatmeal.  It couldn’t happen to a […]

September 24, 2018: Does Anybody Care What Georgia’s Schoolteachers Think?

Well, public schoolteachers, they are at it again.  “They” are our intrepid public servants under the Gold Dome, who siphoned $100 million out of the state budget for tax credits so parents can avoid sending their kids to public schools in Georgia. In their inimitable wisdom, they have decided public school are the pits – […]

September 17, 2018: A Treatise on The Art Of Being A Southerner

Occasionally, I will drop in a comma where it doesn’t belong or fail to associate phrase modifiers with the nearest preceding noun and other stuff like that to see if you are paying attention.  Trust me, I do this on purpose.  I happen to be an expert on the subject (or is it predicate?  I […]

September 10, 2018: A Celebration of the Life and Legacy of Zachary Earl Wansley

This week marks the 10th anniversary of the loss of our oldest grandson, Zachary Earl Wansley. Zack was 20 at the time he collapsed and died while training for the Atlanta Marathon.  Running was not a new thing for Zack.  He grew up running.  He was captain of his high-school cross-country team.  His dad was […]

September 3, 2018: We Church-Goers Don’t Always Walk Our Talk

I am occasionally asked to present the weekly lesson in my Sunday School class.  I do it with the clear understanding that everyone in class accepts the fact that I need the lesson’s messages worse than they do. I am Methodist by birth and by the grace of God and my momma.  The Methodist Church […]

August 27, 2018: On Friday Nights This Fall, Don’t Forget the Marching Band

Okay, the lazy days of summer are gone and school is back in session.  Even before classes began, many of our high school kids were already busy practicing in the searing Georgia sun getting themselves in shape, working on their moves, practicing their formations, getting their uniforms issued and ready for Friday Night Lights across […]

August 20, 2018: Readers, Schoolteachers Respond to Column on Public Education

Maybe I have worn them out (I hope so) or maybe they have chosen to ignore me (Bad idea. That only encourages me) but opponents of public education – including private school scholarship tax-giveaway advocates and for-profit charter school management shills – were strangely quiet after my recent Open Letter to Georgia’s public schoolteachers. Maybe […]

August 13, 2018: UGA Needs to do the Right Thing for Vince Dooley Now

I have said it before and I say it again: If the field at Sanford Stadium is not named for Coach Vincent J. Dooley while he is still around to enjoy the honor, it will be a travesty and an insult to a man who well deserves the recognition. Alas, football fans can be among […]

August 6, 2018: An Open Letter to Georgia’s Public Schoolteachers

Dear Georgia Public Schoolteachers: Good grief, here we are slap-dab in the middle of the dog days of summer and you are already back in the classroom.  I remember as a child that my family didn’t even take vacation until August because school didn’t start until after Labor Day.  When we started really didn’t seem […]

July 30, 2018: Lt. Gov. Casey Cagle Should Have Talked Less and Winked More

Dear Casey: Well, so much for that coronation.  Jeepers Creepers.  Give me $10.5 million in campaign contributions and the endorsement of one of our most popular governors in recent times and I could have gotten Cameron Charles Yarbrough elected Pope.  Instead, with all that money, Gov. Nathan Deal’s endorsement, very high name recognition, two decades […]

July 23, 2019: Some Random Thoughts on Some Random Subjects

Spoiler alert:  A non-negotiable and finite deadline doesn’t allow me the opportunity to discuss the primary runoff results this week.  That’s okay.  We can talk about it next week.  Besides, Junior E. Lee, general manager of the Yarbrough Worldwide Media and Pest Control Company, located in Greater Garfield, is busy spraying Arvel Ridley’s barn for […]

July 16, 2018: July Runoff Elections Not the End But Just the Beginning

Don’t look now but it is almost time to go back to the polls in Georgia.  Either Lt. Gov. Casey Cagle or Secretary of State Brian Kemp will be selected by Republican voters in the runoff on Tuesday, July 24, to be their gubernatorial candidate in the November general election.  Cagle, as you know, has […]

July 9, 2018: Who Says Our Politicians Can’t Lower Our Expectations?

Just when you think expectations can go no lower in politics, our gubernatorial candidates continue to prove us wrong.  Here we sit, about to put our collective future into the hands of a new chief executive of the eighth largest state in the nation and what do we have from which to select?  A guy […]

July 2, 2018: Farewell To Kacy: A Doggone Good Dog

It is with heavy heart that I inform you that Kacy, the family grand dog, has left us.  She died peacefully in the arms of her loving family at her home in Cartersville, Georgia.  When notified of her passing, her good friend, Hayden Rose Yarbrough, delivered an impromptu eulogy: “I’ll bet God is scratching her […]

June 25, 2018: North or South of the Macon-Dixon Line, Georgia is the Perfect Place to Be

Maybe your work is sun to sun, but my work is never done.  If I am not giving the folks at the International Monetary Fund some tips on global financial policy or continuing my groundbreaking research on why broccoli will turn your ears green unless you eat copious amounts of banana pudding, I am now […]

June 18, 2018: Casey Cagle Forgets the Cardinal Rule of Politics

There is the story about the preacher who was hard at work saving souls at a tent revival.  One person said he had coveted his neighbor’s wife and was remorseful.  “Hallelujah, my child, you are forgiven!” the preacher cried.  Another confessed he had once stolen a loaf of bread from the local grocer.  “Hallelujah,” said […]

June 11, 2018: Can You Believe There Are States Willing To Pay You To Move There?

My daddy used to say we were wasting money in Georgia painting a center line down our highways.  Nobody ever went North.  They all came down here to live so they could make fun of how we talk. Well, thanks to the State of Vermont, that may be changing. Vermont, which is located somewhere up […]

June 4, 2018: Claude and Whitetail Friends Not Taking the Bait on Hunting Proposal

To those of you new to these pages, you likely are not familiar with Claude the Whitetail Deer and his colleagues on Jekyll Island.  Several years ago, I received a call from a much-distressed Claude after members of the Jekyll Island Authority had decided there were too many of them on the island (whitetails, not […]

May 28, 2018: Round One of Primaries Over. On to Round Two

As the legendary Hall of Fame catcher and all-around philosopher Yogi Berra once observed: “It ain’t over til its over.”  He could have been talking about the 2018 Georgia primaries.  A lot of would-be candidates got sent to the sidelines by voters on May 22, but now We the Unwashed are looking at runoffs on […]

May 21, 2018: Who Says We Can’t Have Sausage With Our Pancakes

Here we go again.  The pointy-heads at WHO, the World Health Organization, apparently have decided that trying to shame us into not eating bacon and sausage and ham isn’t good enough.  Now, they are going after (shudder) trans fats.  Good luck with that. You may recall that back in 2015, the World Health Organization, which […]

May 14, 2018: If You Don’t Vote, Don’t Complain About the Outcome

Okay, raise your hand and repeat after me: “I (state your name) do solemnly swear that if I do not vote in the primaries next Tuesday, May 22, I will not criticize those who win. I further pledge that I will not talk about “crooked politicians” and how my vote doesn’t matter.  I will accept […]

May 7, 2018: Where Would We Be Without Our Mothers?

Whether we are liberal or conservative; black or white; rich or poor; speak English or habla Espanol; live in God’s Country (aka Georgia) or are from up north where all the buildings are rusted and it snows ten months a year, we share one thing in common.  We all have or have had a mother.  […]

April 30, 2018: This Academic Supporter is Stoked Over UGA’s Football Fortunes

I feel like a hypocrite.  Well, sort of. I am an enthusiastic supporter of the academic mission at my alma mater, the University of Georgia, the oldest state-chartered university in the nation, located in Athens, the Classic City of the South. I evince that support with an annual gift to UGA’s Grady College of Journalism […]

April 23, 2018: Maybe Trapping Alligators Isn’t That Bad After All

I will admit that this job doesn’t rise to the level of trapping alligators in a swamp, but it is hard enough. In the first place, I am dealing with editors across the state who wonder if I skipped school when the subject of punctuation was covered in my high school English class.  I tell […]

April 16, 2018: Random Thoughts on Preachers, Politicians and Sweet Vidalia Onions Among Other Things

Well, the more things change, the more they stay the same.  Dr. G. Gil Watson, aka, the World’s Greatest Preacher, up and retired after two decades of trying to save my sorry soul.  Not only was he my preacher, he was and is my friend.  He did his best to resuscitate me.   He just didn’t […]

April 9, 2018: Skeeter Skates Doesn’t Like Facepaint or Twerps

I could tell by the way the telephone rang that Skeeter Skates was calling.  The phone sort of jumps and jangles when he calls.  He can be a pretty intimidating guy, even to a telephone. Skeeter is the owner of Skeeter Skates Plow Repair and Stump Removal in Ryo, Georgia.  I don’t know many folks […]

April 2, 2018: A Late but Heartfelt Remembrance of Zell Miller

An unalterable deadline does not allow me to comment on certain events as quickly as I would like.  Also, it is my policy to avoid writing about what everyone else happens to be writing about at the moment.  Otherwise, I become just another voice crying in the wilderness, indistinguishable from all the others. Having said […]

March 26, 2018: To Hadley Ann And Harper Grace: Welcome To The World

Dear Hadley Ann Yarbrough and Harper Grace Yarbrough: Welcome to the world!  We were not expecting you so soon.  I was told your arrival was set for late May or early June but, of course, I am always the last to know anything in this family as you will soon find out.  Obviously, no one […]

March 19, 2018: Sen. David Shafer Needs To Quickly Resolve Charges Against Him

Let me say upfront that Sen. David Shafer, R-Gwinnett County, who is running for lieutenant governor, and I haven’t been the closest of buddies. I didn’t like the way he and his cohort, Sen. William Ligon, R-Glynn County, gutted an otherwise much-needed adoption bill last year with some end-of-the-session shenanigans, holding the bill hostage in […]

March 12, 2018: Delta Execs Can’t Seem to Navigate Turbulence of External Environment

For a number of years, I supervised a staff in Washington – first with BellSouth Corporation and then with Atlanta Committee for the Olympic Games – and following that had an office in New York as member of the board of a large public relations firm. That meant almost weekly trips on Delta Air Lines, […]

March 5, 2018: Three Young People Show the Positive Side Of Criminal Justice Reform

I try to live my life guided by two simple rules:  One, never eat soup with a fork and, two, try not to disagree with the county sheriff.  The first one will stain your tie something awful.  The latter will likely get you in a heap of trouble if you roll through their county acting […]

February 26, 2018: It’s No Sin to Say That We Have It All In Georgia

I am told there are some of you out there under the impression that my columns are actually written by an orangutan.  Not true.  There are some things even an orangutan won’t do.  Actually, I spend hours each week analyzing voluminous files of information, trying to glean a few nuggets of heretofore unknown facts and […]

February 18, 2018: UGA Salute To Billy Payne Brings Back Fond Memories

There are few people I admire more than William Porter Payne.  In a fit of pique during my days at the Atlanta Committee for the Olympic Games, I told an associate that I was ready to whip somebody’s butt the next time anybody criticized Payne, the organization’s founder and CEO. My associate found that commendable […]

February 11, 2018: Here’s to A Valentine Story That Has No End

This is a Valentine story.  Once, many moons ago – and we are talking a bunch of moons – I was editor of our high school’s newspaper.  One of the paper’s responsibilities, beyond publishing an occasional issue, was the annual Sweetheart Ball held each February around Valentine’s Day.  What staging a dance had to do […]

February 5, 2018: Once Again, The State of The Column Can’t Be Overstated

My Fellow Georgians: I come before you today to submit my annual State of the Column address! (Yay! Clap! Clap! Clap!)  I can state to you unequivocally that the state of this state cannot be overstated!  (Yay! Yay! Clap! Clap! Clap!)  Let me say at the outset that I know that the New York Times […]

January 29, 2018: Foster Children Once Again Pawns in Game Of Political Posturing

I have a great interest in and a little walking-around knowledge of the political process because I have spent a good part of my adult life dealing with the subject. I also produce this weekly screed that runs from one end of the state (LaFayette) to the other (Folkston) and a lot of places in […]

January 22, 2018: Random Thoughts on Random Subjects from Gospel Music to Rhodes Scholars

It doesn’t completely fill my bucket, but it is a darned good plank.  Sometime ago, I opined about wanting to meet Bill and Gloria Gaither, who are to Southern gospel music what Rembrandt is to oil painting – the best.  That would just about complete my bucket list which includes shooting the breeze with (pre-Twitter) […]

January 15, 2018: If Rocky Balboa Can Come Back, Why Not Dawgs?

I had a great idea for a movie recently. It was about a football team that came out of nowhere and through hard work and perseverance ended up playing for the national championship. The first scene starts with four outstanding players who spurned an opportunity to turn professional, deciding to return to college for their […]

January 8, 2018: Advice to a Great-Grandson: Work Hard, Dare to be Great

Dear Cameron Charles Yarbrough: It is that time of year again when I attempt to pass along a little of what I have experienced over my long life in hopes there will a nugget or two that you may find helpful as you make your own journey through life If memory serves me correctly, I […]

January 1, 2018: Junior E. Lee Talks About What To Expect In 2018

Gadzooks!  Is it 2018 already?  I’m not even over the Y2K scare yet. You remember Y2K.  Our computers were going to melt on the first day of January 2000 and we were going to be left in the dark with no telephones and no electricity and riots in the street?  As you will recall, that […]

December 18, 2017: I Wish I Had Been There. In Bethlehem.

These words are dedicated to the memory of my friend, the late Otis Brumby, Jr., publisher of the Marietta Daily Journal.  He encouraged me to run this column each Christmas season.  It is also dedicated to those who believe. I wish I had been there.  In Bethlehem. I wish I had witnessed the birth of […]

December 4, 2017: You’d Better Watch Out. Santa Claus Has Joined The Information Age

RING! RING! RING! “Hello, you have reached the offices of Santa Claus at the North Pole.” “Hi, my name is Dick Yarbrough and I would like. . . .” “Thank you for calling.  In order to better serve you, please listen to the following options.  If you wish to place an order, please press ‘one.’ […]

November 27, 2017: You Can’t Even Trust A Catfish These Days

You would figure that as a pure-bred and proud son of the South, I would know all there is to know about catfish.  I have caught them, been poked in the thumb by their barbs and have eaten copious amounts of them, usually with hushpuppies (Note to newly-arrived Yankees:  We aren’t talking footwear here.  We […]