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GEORGIA
ENCYCLOPEDIA REVEALS A LOT ABOUT OUR GREAT STATE
As I’ve said before,
one of the finest resources available to learn about the Great State of
Georgia is the New Georgia Encyclopedia, a project of the
Georgia Humanities Council, the Office of the Governor, the
University of Georgia Press and the University System of Georgia. You
can find all kinds of information at
www.georgiaencyclopedia.org. I doubt other states have anything
nearly as good. Of course, other states aren’t the Great State of
Georgia, either.
While strolling
through the encyclopedia’s Web site recently, I discovered a list of the
10 most popular searches last month. It is interesting to see what
readers want to know about our state. Number one on the list was the
City of Atlanta. I can only assume most folks were checking to see how
Atlanta ever ended up in Georgia in the first place, given the place has
about as much in common with the rest of the state as toads do with
toadstools. The Atlanta airport was also high on the list of searches.
No doubt a lot of people were looking at the best way to get out of town
before the next NBA All-Star game.
Savannah was on the
list. That is because the city has historic homes, beautiful parks and
UGA VI, the world’s most decorated college mascot. Gen. James Oglethorpe
also made the list, in part because he decided to establish the colony
of Georgia in Savannah, instead of Vermont, which is full of loony
politicians and probably has a crummy state encyclopedia to boot. Praise
his name.
Brunswick stew was a
popular search topic, and Brunswick, Ga., gets credit in the
encyclopedia for being the place where the dish was created. No doubt
that some people in Virginia and North Carolina take exception to our
claim of having invented Brunswick stew. Tough. Let them get their own
encyclopedia.
There were a couple
of strange items on the list. One was Sherman’s March to the Sea. Why
would anybody care about that dastardly event? Maybe researchers were
checking to see if Sherman took all of his troops home with him after
burning the state to the ground, or did he leave a bunch of them behind
so their descendants could grow up here and tell the rest of us what a
bunch of dumb rednecks we are?
Another popular
search last month that didn’t make much sense was cotton. This city boy
thought boll weevils destroyed our cotton crop years ago and had forced
farmers to start growing rayon, but the encyclopedia says cotton is
alive and well in Georgia. That’s good news. Now maybe we can finally
get rid of those ugly rayon bushes that blight the landscape. The stuff
grows like kudzu, you know.
Modesty prevents me
from saying what nationally ranked university football team got the
third most searches of all the thousands of topics in the New Georgia
Encyclopedia. (Hint: It is the oldest-state chartered university in the
nation, located in Athens, the Classic City of the South.) I hate to
admit it, but Georgia fans were probably checking to be sure the West
Virginia football team had left town before unlocking their doors and
letting their kids go back outside, and wondering whether we might have
to play them again anytime soon. I hope not.
Dr. Martin Luther
King Jr. was on the list, as he should be. So was the late, great Ray
Charles. Which reminds me that with Ray Charles gone, nobody should ever
again be allowed to sing the sacred paean “Georgia on my Mind” in
public, with the possible exception of Willie Nelson.
There were some
surprising omissions. Not making the New Georgia Encyclopedia’s list
last month were President Peanut, Ted Turner, the runners-up to the
University of Utah in the Whatzit Bowl, every politician in the state
and Sheila the Family Wonder Dog. The others may be nursing hurt
feelings that nobody seems to care about them or their opinions, but not
Sheila the Family Wonder Dog. Last time her name was entered in an
Internet search, she got 47 hits. When you are that famous, who needs an
encyclopedia?
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